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There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was
the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ..
I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car
and you know how you just-get-soooooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... .he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and said,
'Well, which one are you then?'
....and that's when the fight started.